Catholic University to End Co-Ed Dorms

This morning in the Wall Street Journal, Catholic University of America president John Garvey defended the schools decision to end co-ed dorms. His reasons are less than airtight; for instance, he suggests that co-ed dorms have a causal relationship with binge drinking and hooking up, simply because they’re correlated. (An obvious alternative is that a school with a conservative administration, religious orientation, or chaste culture is likely to be biased against co-ed dorms, and also more likely to attract chaste and temperate students.) Moreover, it seems silly to suppose that something like single-sex dorms would actually prevent people from having sex, because every college student has sufficient freedom to do so.

As a youngster, I would level such arguments against my parents’ prohibition on co-ed sleepovers: It’s nearly impossible to prevent sexual opportunity altogether, so the correlation between increased sex and an increased tolerance for sexually opportune arrangements could only be, I deemed, causal in one direction. Co-ed sleepovers were a symptom of a permissive culture, but could not themselves do any harm. And my participation in such, as a chaste 17-year-old, would have furthered no evil. The solution was not to end co-ed sleepovers, but for everyone to stop having sex.

As a member of the Anscombe Society, I often find myself perplexed about what we’re doing the next thing we’re doing. Will this blog post convince a single person to be chaste? Doubtful. Did anyone see our Valentine’s Day posters and change their mind about what they were going to do that night? I hope so, but the odds are slim. The rationality of doing work for Anscombe is much like the rationality of voting: you know that any individual action will almost surely fail to bring about your aim. Either it would have gone your way regardless, or it doesn’t go your way at all. So, too, with my parents’ cruel ban, or Catholic University’s plan to phase out co-ed dorms.

Yet none of these are actually worthless actions. True, they are “irrational” within a framework that views humans as nothing more than utility-maximizing machines, but such a view is ill-equipped to explain human actions (especially those in The Gift of the Magi). Rather, it makes more sense to call good actions good, even when their benefits cannot be seen. Picking up litter, keeping promises (even when nobody will know), telling the truth, honoring the wishes of the dead, and treating the mentally ill with respect–these are all good things to do, even when nobody is experiences their benefits.

Moreover, it’s impossible to know the effects of such actions, particularly when collective. It’s good that plenty of people vote, and by voting, you contribute to a culture in which people vote. It would also be good to live in a society in which college students didn’t behave promiscuously. It’s unclear how we can get to such a culture, but it’s similarly difficult to identify how we got to the one we have today, at least by looking at individual actions. It’s not as though the pill, for instance, instantaneously changed everyone’s opinions about sex, but behaviors shifted, and so did values, and with them customs. In trying to reverse the damaging cultural changes wrought by the sexual revolution, all we can do is apply forces in the opposite direction. And this is why, ultimately, I am not dismayed to find myself blogging for the Anscombe Society.

Perhaps a good society would not have co-ed dorms, and perhaps by banning them, Catholic University is pushing the culture in that direction. I don’t know that this policy will decrease the total number of unfortunate sexual encounters in the world, and it may prove more a hassle than its worth. It might also be the case that a good and chaste society would be fine with co-ed sleepovers and co-ed dorms. Yet a stand for chastity is a good stand to take, and to that end I applaud Catholic University’s decision. I will even, albeit begrudgingly, applaud my parents for the same reason.

Monday Morning Links






In the News this week:


“Hooked
on Hook-ups”

 

“The
Cohabitation Question” 

 

The Abolition of Marriage

 

Same-Sex Marriage and the
Assault on Institutional Integrity

 

A
Tipping Point for Gay Marriage?

Monday Morning Links

In the News recently:






“Chastity
is a Disease? Time for a New Diagnosis” by Maria Pluta

 

Same-Sex
Marriage: Why Not? A full lecture with Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse

 

Del.
Same-Sex Unions Law Heads to Gov’s Desk

 

Lesbian
Judge Chosen for Top Massachusetts Court

 

Confusion Over
Policy on Married Gay Immigrants

 

For
Many Chinese Men, No Deed Means No Dates

 

 

 

Monday Morning Links






Marriage and Procreation:
The Intrinsic Connection

 

Marriage and Procreation:
Avoiding Bad Arguments

 

After
Ninth Circuit Ruling, Same-Sex Marriage in Calif. Stays on Ice

 

Solicitor
General Nominee Grilled On Marriage Act

 

Vt.
governor visits RI to support gay marriage

10 Tips on Not Having Sex

In honor of April Fool’s, I’m posting this helpful advice written by an anonymous member of the Anscombe Society. The following views are not endorsed by the Anscombe Society. Also, if you are a small child, don’t read on, as this contains some slightly adult humor.

10 tips on not having sex
As they say, “write about what you know!”  So here are 10 helpful tips on not doing it.
10. Several times a week, take a
sharpie, and write a list of STDs on your upper legs, hips, and lower
back. If you find yourself compromised, your partner’s shock at
encountering this–along with the conversation that will inevitably
ensue–will probably buy you enough time to calm your passions.  Also,
because it might be difficult to explain yourself convincingly, you will
be further discouraged from finding yourself in such a position.
9. Draw disturbing images on your undergarments.  Possibilities
include depictions of war and poverty, your baby pictures, or just the
words: “Your sibling is doing the same thing!”  (Please let me know if you’d be interested in ordering
such attire- we may need more funding this year.)
8. Alternatively, if you’re lazy, consider staining undergarments with strangely colored dyes.
7. If you’re worried about having sex
with someone in particular, draw a picture of their grandparents, and
write under it either “grandma’s watching!” or “hurray for
great-grandkids!”
6. Draw tiny hand-prints on your body or undergarments and
write next to them “our baby’s hands will be so tiny!” This is
particularly effective.
(For all of these points, some degree
of lighting is required. If you fear that you’ll get busy in the dark,
consider sewing oddly shaped objects into your undergarments.  This will prompt
your partner to turn on the lights, increasing the efficacy of your other strategies.)
5. Don’t blog for Anscombe.  Abstinence-blogging makes you
irresistible, and leads to constantly being propositioned. (To be
perfectly fair though, correlation doesn’t equal causation.)
4. Wear a shirt that says “STD free in 2003!”
3. When talking to someone attractive, look at their eyebrows,
chin, ears, and elbows.  Decide which one is funniest.  Now imagine
that it is a small animal.
2. Before
you go on a date, especially if you’re going for a walk, drink a lot of
water.  This way you’ll really need to use the bathroom, which will
distract you from any sexual urges you may have.  This is extra nice,
because time will seem to pass more slowly, giving you a functionally
longer date with your beloved.

1. Don’t take precautions under the assumption that you might have sex.  So don’t be on the pill, and don’t carry condoms with you.  If you follow all my tips, and still worry about having unprotected sex, there are trained professionals at the Center for Abstinence and Chastity who… oh. This is awkward.

10 Tips on Not Having Sex

In honor of April Fool’s, I’m posting this helpful advice written by an anonymous member of the Anscombe Society. The following views are not endorsed by the Anscombe Society. Also, if you are a small child, don’t read on, as this contains some slightly adult humor.

10 tips on not having sex
As they say, “write about what you know!”  So here are 10 helpful tips on not doing it.
10. Several times a week, take a
sharpie, and write a list of STDs on your upper legs, hips, and lower
back. If you find yourself compromised, your partner’s shock at
encountering this–along with the conversation that will inevitably
ensue–will probably buy you enough time to calm your passions.  Also,
because it might be difficult to explain yourself convincingly, you will
be further discouraged from finding yourself in such a position.
9. Draw disturbing images on your undergarments.  Possibilities
include depictions of war and poverty, your baby pictures, or just the
words: “Your sibling is doing the same thing!”  (Please let me know if you’d be interested in ordering
such attire- we may need more funding this year.)
8. Alternatively, if you’re lazy, consider staining undergarments with strangely colored dyes.
7. If you’re worried about having sex
with someone in particular, draw a picture of their grandparents, and
write under it either “grandma’s watching!” or “hurray for
great-grandkids!”
6. Draw tiny hand-prints on your body or undergarments and
write next to them “our baby’s hands will be so tiny!” This is
particularly effective.
(For all of these points, some degree
of lighting is required. If you fear that you’ll get busy in the dark,
consider sewing oddly shaped objects into your undergarments.  This will prompt
your partner to turn on the lights, increasing the efficacy of your other strategies.)
5. Don’t blog for Anscombe.  Abstinence-blogging makes you
irresistible, and leads to constantly being propositioned. (To be
perfectly fair though, correlation doesn’t equal causation.)
4. Wear a shirt that says “STD free in 2003!”
3. When talking to someone attractive, look at their eyebrows,
chin, ears, and elbows.  Decide which one is funniest.  Now imagine
that it is a small animal.
2. Before
you go on a date, especially if you’re going for a walk, drink a lot of
water.  This way you’ll really need to use the bathroom, which will
distract you from any sexual urges you may have.  This is extra nice,
because time will seem to pass more slowly, giving you a functionally
longer date with your beloved.

1. Don’t take precautions under the assumption that you might have sex.  So don’t be on the pill, and don’t carry condoms with you.  If you follow all my tips, and still worry about having unprotected sex, there are trained professionals at the Center for Abstinence and Chastity who… oh. This is awkward.